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Taste Testing Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew and Exploring the World of Spicy Soda
“That seems like something I would buy” is the phrase that popped in my head when I learned of the recently announced Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew. I use this specific language for several reasons....
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Pumpkin Spice Scented Mask, Influencer Jail Hotel, $12,000 Grapes and Other...
Welcome to pumpkin spice season, now available in Men. (McSweeneys) For all you sociopaths who enjoy pumpkin spice everything, here’s a list of products for you, including pumpkin spice scented...
View ArticleIron Maiden ‘Senjutsu’ Album Review
There has never been another band like Iron Maiden. When it comes to the lads from London’s East End, I make no pretence to a lack of bias. I am a huge fan, and I wear my Maiden love on my sleeve...
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Foundation Is Gorgeous And (For Many Of Us), Just What We Wanted
I haven’t read the books. Let’s start there. Sometimes that’s a terrible thing, because you don’t fully grasp the intention of the material and the literary breadth of the original author’s intent. But...
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Cowgirl Beyoncé, Lasso Biscuits, Band-Aid Tutorial, and Other Rabbit Holes
Someone paid $2,565 for a slice of Prince Charles and Princess Diana’s wedding cake. To add insult to injury, it’s a fruitcake. I wouldn’t even take a slice of that for free from Julia Child herself....
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Pretty in Pink 007, Toilet Rats, Fat Bear Week and Other Rabbit Holes
Welcome to Halloween season. These masks are a twofer, serving as protection and costume for the unimaginative (me). (Variety) Haunted or not, this $1.2 million house that inspired The Conjuring would...
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The Amityville Moon — A Fangless “Amityville” Fakeout
Welp, the joke is on me. The Amityville Moon is another indie horror trickster that knows suckers will see “Amityville” in the title and be too curious to understand how a werewolf fits into the Long...
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Vintage Ben Affleck, Illegal Sprinkles, Nazi Theme Bar and Other Rabbit Holes
Sprinklegate is the only kind of scandal I am interested in. (The Mary Sue) this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so...
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Ken Doll Ryan Gosling , Cheetos Root Beer Noodles, Human Bird Nests and Other...
This 69-meter yacht design with a “gaping hole” in the middle is only $80 million. (CNN) Drinking five pounds of crushed human skulls was the 17th century’s hydroxychloroquine. (Atlas Obscura) Good...
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These are the Most Bizarre and Troubling Pop Culture-Inspired Halloween...
Back before the vile leftist plot to keep everyone from contracting a deadly plague and spreading it to frontline workers, the discourse around masks was much less heated. Largely, it consisted of...
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Meta Mark, A Quiet Place Video Game, Hot Dog Flavored Candy Cane and Other...
Every room in my house is a crying room. You’re not special, Spain. (Reuters) Is Facebook changing its name to Meta the same as me renaming broccoli “cute little edible trees” to trick my kid into...
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“A Serious Flanders”, Chicken Lollipops, Christmas Erotica and other Rabbit...
I can’t tell if these Chinese influencers are trolling or paying homage with this new trend of posing in front of a Costco and pretending they’re in LA. (NBC News) Chinese influencers pretending to be...
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Taylor Latte, Gucci X Box, French Fry Vodka and Other Rabbit Holes
We did it, guys. We freed Britney. (I hate to be a buzzkill but at some point we may have to free her from her future husband, that sexy tall glass of vitamin water, Sam Asghari. I don’t trust him. Not...
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Tom Hanks Saves His Dog, Jesus Baby Shark, Pretzel Beer, and Other Rabbit Holes
I can’t believe I have to say this, but ladies please don’t put crystal eggs in your vaginas. (Cleveland Clinic) Enjoy Larry David’s impersonation of my son watching me try on dresses at Bloomingdales....
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