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Hot Fat Girl Summer
Summer 2021 is the summer we’ve been waiting for since 2020. We’ve been aching to get our faces in the sun and our feet in the grass. Everything is open, everywhere, and you need to get out there and...
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If you’ve escaped the trash fire that was 2020 and have dedicated yourself to seeing that mess fade from your review mirror as fast as possible, I have some really good news: This summer offers some...
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25 Unconventional Steps into Adulthood
As you get older, there are some undeniable steps that secure your position as a true “adult.” That includes things like buying a house, getting married, having a baby, etc. Those are the big ones, but...
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Margot Robbie as Barbie, Giant 3D Cat, Sky Pods and Other Rabbit Holes
Say what you want about Fast and Furious (that there’s one too many of them), but it has a great soundtrack. (Plex) I’m going to add “wild swimming” to my list of things only white people do. (The...
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It Was Over 100 Degrees in the Heat Dome When My AC Broke Down
It was 110 degrees Fahrenheit. My skin began to sweat the moment I stepped outside. I turned my head away as a breeze blew hot air onto my face. I felt like Sarah Connor in the playground when Judgment...
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A Lengthy Overview Of The Most Jam-Packed Sports Weekend In A Long Time
July is typically a dry month for new TV and while we’re starting to get people back to cinemas for the summer tentpole fare we’re accustomed to, the world of sports is downright popping. Not only do...
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Black Widow Lego, Mac-n-Cheese Ice Cream, Shark Week and Other Rabbit Holes
Plex is really doing too much for Shark Week with titles like Sharks of the Corn and Raiders of the Lost Shark and, my favorite, Shark Exorcist, streaming for free. (Plex) Ask and you shall receive....
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I Learned Nothing From The Design Network and Loved Every Minute of It
I’ve been living in this house for almost a year now and I still don’t have bowls. Or a rug, or a night stand, or art that isn’t covered in glitter and foam stickers. I have a week to get my life...
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Olympics 2020, Black Panther 2, Eunuchs and Other Rabbit Holes
There is a eunuch-interest website if you’re interested in being castrated (heads up, not legal). (Vice) At least the Olympics haven’t gone as far as castrating anyone…yet. This is the craziest story....
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Especially In A Pandemic, Let’s Keep It Squeaky Clean
At the end of the day, people’s personal hygiene processes are their own business. Mostly. But, since Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher said on Dax Shepherd’s Armchair Expert podcast this week that they’re...
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Brendan Fraser, Toad Venom, Ikea Swedish Meatball Scented Candles and Other...
Ikea has released a limited edition Swedish meatball scented candle for the 10th anniversary of its family loyalty program which I am not a part of. But this also includes a Swedish meatball recipe....
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Pop Culture Explainer: The Tarantino, Tolentino, Teen Tycoon and Tenderloin...
The hardest I work is when I try to figure out why a meme is trending on social media. I literally drop everything I’m doing whenever someone tweets something along the lines of “I’m not going to...
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Cowgirl Beyoncé, Lasso Biscuits, Band-aid Tutorial and Other Rabbit Holes
Someone paid $2,565 for a slice of Prince Charles and Princesses Diana’s wedding. To add insult to injury, it’s a fruitcake. I wouldn’t even take a slice of that for free from Julia Child herself. (The...
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Candyman — A Reinvigorated Franchise Tastes So Sweet
In 2021’s Candyman—Nia DaCosta’s Candyman and you say her name—creators understand the generational impact of resurrecting an urban legend born from societal sins. DaCosta, alongside co-writers Jordan...
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Goon: Hooking with a Heart of Gold
There’s a parallel universe where Goon is exactly the kind of by-the-book movie you would expect it to be: an eager young guy joins a hockey team, makes friends with some teammates while also winning...
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#SwiftTok, Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew, Ned Flanders Adidas and Other Rabbit Holes
Let’s get right to it. Don’t wash your a**hole with soap. (Lifehacker) “We’re having an affair,” says woman after being banned from the zoo for having a relationship with a chimpanzee. In her defense,...
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The Other Two Recap: Catching Up with the Dubeks
“The grind never stops, but it can stop if you want it to, and that’s what’s cool about the grind!” – the artist formerly known as ChaseDreams Break out your official ChaseDreams surge protectors...
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Pregnant Nas X, NSFW Waffles, Asian Clark Gable and Other Rabbit Holes
No, it’s absolutely not a good time to discuss He’s All That 2. No one asked for the first one even. (Screenrant) Students played a Bart Simpson-esque prank during a Virginia school board meeting,...
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The First Rule of Met Gala Is There Are No Rules
The Met Gala theme this year was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion” and literally no one knows what that meant exactly. As Tracy Ellis Ross summed it up, “It means all of the things.” It’s fashion. Not...
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Tom Hanks Saves His Dog, Jesus Baby Shark, Pretzel Beer and Other Rabbit Holes
I can’t believe I have to say this, but ladies please don’t put crystal eggs in your vaginas. (Cleveland Clinic) Enjoy Larry David’s impersonation of my son watching me try on dresses at Bloomingdales....
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